ODE TO TWO SCOUSERS
(BOTH WITH A SIMILAR AILMENT)


Wayne, wayne will you grow a brayne
Or buy one from the stock exchange?
You are very good at football
But with your antics we are most appalled!

Crazy Horse watching from a cloud
Would have been amazed by the noise of the crowd
Though knowing his political view
He probably would have joined in too

For Emlyn is dead so we must praise him
While Wayne is a star so we must berate him
Polarised views are so passe
Lets out Matthew Upson for he is gay!!!

(With Will Young! Eek!)

xx